Marriage

Katie received and accepted her first of what I fear to be many marriage proposals this last weekend. The poor boy, an older man I might point out 8 years old, was initially thrilled. She bossed him around like any wife would do, pointing out that they weren't married yet and if did not comply, they might not be. By the end of the night she had broken it off and he had to console himself with a bowl of popcorn. On they way home she said she'd be more careful about who she agrees to marry. Good lord what am I in for???